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What Your Face Says About Your Vagina

What Your Face Says About Your Vagina – It’ s always been said that you can tell a man ’ s joystick size by the size of his feet , but did you know that you can actually get an approximate idea about the size and shape of a woman’ s vagina based on her facial features?

IT ’ S TRUE I TELL YOU! Believe it or not , Taoist Matchmakers in China were known for pairing couples together based on how well their genitals fit together , and they used the facial features of each person to make that determination . Pretty cool huh ?
Yes , a man ’ s joystick size can be determined from examining his facial features as well, but this post will focus on the lovely vagina! Each feature on the face correlates to a different characteristic of the vagina , and you may be surprised to find out what the eyes , lips, nose and cheek bones of a woman reveal! It is important for the joystick to fit perfectly within the vagina for maximum comfort and pleasure, so take a look at these clues. According to In Taoist matchmaking tradition : If a woman has a small mouth and short fingers she will have a small, short Vagina.
If she has big , thick lips , her Vagina is will be wide and thick .
If she has deep set eyes her Vagina will be deep.
A woman with ‘ skinny ’ eyelids will have a deep Vagina.
A woman with thick fleshy eyelids will have a short Vagina.
A Woman with bulging eyes , will have a very short Vagina ( women with short vaginas should avoid men with large / long joysticks to avoid damage to the cervix ).
A woman who is nearsighted will have a deep Vagina. The more near sighted she is the deeper the Vagina.
A woman with big watery eyes, will have a big watery Vagina. Again, the bigger the eyes , the bigger the Vagina. ( Short joysticks are not for you boo !)
A woman with a wide mouth and thin lips will have a narrow and deep Vagina.
Puckered, protruding lips or protruding bone structure indicate an elastic Vagina. It could be big or small, but it will be very wet, warm , and soft. It also vibrates and trembles and is often referred to as a ‘ talking Vagina. ’
A woman who is tough and emotionless will have a hard , dry Vagina.
A woman with narrow cheeks and jaws will have a small , crooked Vagina. If it is only slightly curved this is not a problem .
However , if the curve is significant, she will need a long narrow joystick.
If a woman has a narrow forehead and flat nose , she will have a short , wide vagina.
if she has protruding cheek bones , she will have a very deep Vagina and a strong s*xual desire.
There are factors that can ceate variations of these qualities , but these features allude to natural tendencies when it comes to the qualities of a woman ’s vagina .
Test these theories out on your partner for fun and see if you can guess the shape , depth and texture of her vagina by examining her facial features ! It will be a fun way to deepen your fantasies about what’ s between her legs.

Big lips: The woman with large lips or a protruding mouth likely has an outie vagina . Her Kitty-Cat lips will be surrounding by the soft pink inner labia hanging out. Other names for this type of vagina are Beef Curtains, Meat Hooks, Walnut, Bubble Gum – you get the idea.

Small lips/small mouth: These women will have a small, innie vagina . The type of vagina you imagine is part of a porn star. Does this make her vagina better ? If you have a really big d*ck, you won’t be able to fit it all in. This chick will jump when you enter her and hold you back from properly f**king.

Wide mouth: If you see a woman with a wide mouth, when she smiles you can see almost all of her teeth she probably has a vagina the size of the Grand Canyon. This type of woman will be hard to please, you might feel like you rooster is lost in a black hole. If you aren’t sporting a d*ck like Ron Jeremy might want to just forget about satisfying sex with this woman!

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